SUGAR FREE
Lyrics ©2003 by Halley DeVestern (DeVestunes, BMI)

I was born sugar free, that's what comes out of me
I was born sugar free, that's my personality
Like a dog can't wag its tail
Look like free but it feels like jail
My life's sugar free, that's the way it tastes to me

If I don't do what you want me to do
It's cause I want you to know
Happiness is a light shining in my hole

Write it down sugar free, that's what comes out of me
Ain't the world sugar free, that's the way it tastes to me
Hello graveyard, cemetery smile
We'll all be there in a little while
My life's sugar free, angels do not talk to me

If I don't say what you want me to say
Will someone nice play my role?
Happiness is a light shining in my hole

Don't it feel like flying
Don't it feel like you don't feel so well
Don't it feel like masturbation
Don't it taste like the way it smell

I was born sugar free, what the hell do you want from me
I was born sugar free, it don't come out when I pee
I can't sing and I can't talk
I can't win and I can't walk
I remain sugar free, that's the way I'll always be

If I don't do what you want me to do
It's cause I want you to know
Happiness is a light shining in my hole


SUPERHERO KILLER
Lyrics ©2003 by Halley DeVestern (DeVestunes, BMI)

I'm a superhero killer, don't hang your cape around me
I've got a kryptonite sandwich, I'll spit reality in your tea
I see you fly around me and I have seen up your dress
People waiting to be saved don't know that you're just a big mess

Nobody wants to be the one to tell you
Goodbye to all your comic book adventures and the faith of the millions
See the blade, it's sharp and it don't care who your daddy is

I'm a superhero killer
Turn to the last page of your thriller
I'm a superhero killer

No, you don't know me, but you've been shoved down my throat
I'm not a burning victim, I'm not the girl to hold your coat
The game is over now, shave off your black and blue hair
You think you're here to save me, well honey I really don't care


HEY I'M A MAN
Lyrics ©2003 Halley DeVestern (DeVestunes, BMI)

Walk into the deliria
Right into the cafeteria
I have caused some hysteria
I have caused some hysteria

I was born in captivity
That is not my proclivity
I will be at my liberty
I will be at my liberty

Hey, I'm a man (once, twice, three, shoot)
I am the one who makes everyone cry

At the stroke of millennium
I wash down my plutonium
With a river of red red rum
now I'm  ready to have my fun

To your eyes mine's a little gun
My size belies the mighty one
I pull the trigger, then I come
Hello Devil, meet everyone

Hey, I'm a man (once, twice, three, shoot)
I am the one who makes everyone cry

Oh, Log onto my site


IT'S A GIRL
Lyrics ©2003 Halley DeVestern (DeVestunes, BMI)

It's a walking finger bag a female funhouse
It's a walking vagina with tits attached
It's a little busy box for your to put your thing into
Lipstick and fingernails always match

It's a girl it's a pearl too precious for this world
It's got curves it says words don't deserve to be heard
It's a girl all unfurled for you to have a whirl
It's got curves it says words don't deserve to be heard

Well it's no wonder there's masturbation
There's never enough to go around
It's gotta drop the next generation
Bang bang they hit the ground

Some things will never change
New day but the shit's the same
Girls ain't nothing but trade
New day but the shit's the same

Died up dried up and on a slab
Everybody gets lonely now and then
She ain't moving but he takes a stab
Oh, the fun never ends


I'M DEAD TOO
Lyrics ©2003 Halley DeVestern (DeVestunes, BMI)

Just because I feel the pain of pain
Just because I seem to use my brain
That don't mean I'm not just as maimed
That don't mean a thing

Just because my flesh is on the bone
My mouth moves, it's screaming on the phone
That don't mean there's somebody home
That don't mean a thing

No one feels me
When I reach them, my hands pass through

I'm dead, too
Just like you

Open up and I pour the liquid in
What a waste of oranges and gin
Wash away my puddle full of sin
I don't taste a thing

Just because I'm still this side of ground
That don't mean I'm not breaking down
De-composing, erasing every sound
I don't hear a thing

Cut my body
Break my fingers
Tear up my brain

I'm dead, too
Just like you

Think you're the only one underneath the stone could be somebody?


FIVE MINUTE LOVE SONG
Lyrics ©2003 Halley DeVestern (DeVestunes, BMI)

Welcome to my movie I've got lots of toys
Lie down on my white cloud oh you boys, you boys
Sex and racing cars and candy and sunshine
Sex and racing cars, you're mine

Love, on my face, love, in my eyes, love, on my mind

Man, do you wanna see me fly
Step up to my fire and make me die
Sex and racing cars and candy and sunshine
Sex and racing cars, you're mine


STRANGLED IN THE PARK
Lyrics ©2003 Halley DeVestern (DeVestunes, BMI)

Spread my joy, spread my disease
Do I love it?  Oh, Honey, please!
I see a body young and tight
I guarantee you will not make it home tonight

It's the love of my life and I don't need a knife
It's the love of my life, it makes me feel all right
It's the love of my life, hands in the moonlight
Down you go

Strangled in the park - didn't believe me before but there it is
Strangled in the park - I'll always be here baby
I'll always be in the eternity business

Everybody's precious to me
I keep a little bit of everybody with me
One of these days I'm gonna build a shrine
To all the bodies that became mine


NEW YORK CITY HAPPY SONG
Lyrics ©2003 Halley DeVestern (DeVestunes, BMI)

I kick the dirt over the pile of my mind
If you could see it you'd wish you were blind
My face's testimony nothing but lies
The carny says you can't get off of this ride
I try to bribe him with little yellow pills
Sucks down my milligrams and laughs at me still
I spin around I come down I don't die
I'm riding high into the Coney Island sky

I wanna be somebody's home
I wanna live so long
Please don't ask me if anything's wrong
For New York City, this is a happy song

Breakfast and dog mess, First and A
I gotta great big mouth but nothing to say
The poorer your are the fatter you get
You're never gonna be thin enough to fit in the TV set
It really scares me what I have to say
I wish I didn't have to be this way


CANCER OF THE MIND
Lyrics ©2003 Halley DeVestern (DeVestunes, BMI)

You're a suicide jockey in a gasoline suit
Nobody, nothing can protect you
Wish you could see me, but you've gone blind, you've got
Cancer of the mind

Gave myself over, you learned all the parts
Ate out a shelter inside my heart
I found the feeling that you couldn't find, you've got
Cancer of the mind

Cancer of the mind talks to you again
Cancer of the mind, it's like your only friend
Cancer of the mind makes you spin around
Cancer of the mind, put your feelings in the ground

You don't know how to live, but you know how to die
You got your symptoms, well so do I
Spit out the sweetness and eat the rind with your
Cancer of the mind

Gave myself over, you learned all the parts
Ate out a shelter inside my heart
Wish you could see me, but you've gone blind with your
Cancer of the mind


SEASHELL
Lyrics ©2003 Jonathan Sobel (Jonathan Oren Music, BMI)

Washed up on the shore like a seashell
If I knew you before wouldn't know you now
I don't wonder you were overrun
Never did no harm to anyone

Oh the seashell, full of little holes
Yeah the seashell, that's mother of pearl
With a smile would have stayed below
This is the place where sad things go


GLOW IN THE DARK BABY JESUS
Lyrics ©2003 Halley DeVestern (DeVestunes, BMI) and Jonathan Sobel (Jonathan Oren Music, BMI)

Go down to Vegas, turn right at Hell
You'll see a man, he's got him a stand
He sells glow in the dark baby Jesus

No one's home, but you're not alone
A light in the dark in the trailer park
He's your glow in the dark baby Jesus

Oh, glow in the dark baby Jesus
Yeah, glow in the dark baby Jesus

It's late at night, turn off that light
Glowing like a firefly, sittin' on the hi-fi
Glow in the dark baby Jesus

Give him to a friend, give him to your neighbor
He's a ticket to heaven from the 7-11
Glow in the dark baby Jesus

Don't try to run, don't try to hide
You can hear him call you from the local mall, look out!